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20
July

Fortune Cookie Day

Posted by Brittany

Mom and Dad (they shared, how cute): A sense of humor is one of your greatest assets.
Brittany: Your high minded principles spell success.
Chris: Your family is one of nature’s masterpieces.

There’s a small minority of people who believe your fortune won’t come true if you share it with others, and even some that insist that you eat your entire cookie in order for the prophecy to be fulfilled, but we don’t play by any of those rules (I always eat my cookie anyway; I think I’m one of the few people on Earth who actually likes the taste of fortune cookies). The only convention I follow is my compulsion to play the game where you add “in bed” to the end of your fortune, often producing hilarious results:

Mom and Dad: A sense of humor is one of your greatest assets…in bed.
Brittany: Your high minded principles spell success…in bed.
Chris: Your family is one of nature’s masterpieces…in bed.

Hehe, I think MSG brings out the twelve-year-old in me.

Tomorrow we’ll be filling our bellies again — It’s National Junk Food Day!

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